What kinda douche do ya gotta be to make a polar bear bite you?
Everyone knows polar bears are like the nicest big puffy white things on the planet. All they do is like eat snow, go fishing, and pose for nature glamour shots. Have you ever seen a polar bear jump from glacier to glacier…that shit is fucking AMAZING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LMmu-DKaQ0
You’ve gotta be a pretty serious douche-face for a polar bear to want to bite you…
(or just really dumb…I mean, who jumps into a bear pen at feeding time?)
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
