What kinda douche do ya gotta be to lamify what used to be a badass party story?
Um…I don’t know if you know this, but your dipshit candidate who you kept in office for 8 years (even though all the smart people knew he was stoopid) took the country into a war that cost 2 trillion dollars, further deregulated the shadow financial markets, allowed multi-millionaire hedge fund managers to be taxed at effectively 15%, and blew the budget surplus that the last good guy had amassed.
Now, in order to jumpstart our completely barren economy we have to draw some more credit to get the markets moving again….we need some Keynes and some Stiglitz, and you keep trying to fuck up the mix with Friedman and Greenspan.
Except you don’t know what the means do you?
All you can do is stage some weak parties to protest government bailouts for schools, firehouses, police departments, free lunches for pre-schoolers, electric grids, green energy, contraception, and public works projects.
You’re probably actually serving tea…and not beer. Lame.
AND YOU’RE RUINING WHAT USED TO BE A BADASS STORY! THIS WAS WHEN WE FIRST BITCHSLAPPED THE BRITISH TO START THE FIRST LIBERAL DEMOCRACY IN THE NEW WORLD! WE TOOK OVER BOATS AND SOMALI-PIRATED SOME REDCOATS FOR SHIZ. WE TOOK THAT STAMP ACT AND WRAPPED IT AROUND OUR COLONIAL HANDS AND METAPHORICALLY FISTED KING GEORGE BY DUMPING SOME VALUABLE CARGO IN THE WATER. BOSS!
That was badass…wearing a button and ruining a cool vibe is weaksauce
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/08/tea-party-protests-create-online-sales-boom/
What’s funny is that your stupid million dollar cottage industry is actually functioning as its own stimulus for online tchotchke retailers.So actually….um keep doing what you’re doing.
