What kinda douche do ya gotta be to attend your murder sentencing looking like a 1970’s hockey goalie?
I mean…murdering a 40 year old woman in your house and then claiming she played russian roulette in your foyer is d-d-d-douchey enough.
But dude…you got new species growing in the weave on the top of your dome! That shit is straight GREASY. You need to just shave it off and start over and tresemme your bald head to start correct from the very beginning.
You look like Gollum fucked Rick James and they had a baby with impatigo (oh yes, I brought in the impatigo…so you know I’m serious).
I don’t care if you invented the wall-of-sound! I need a wall-of-plexiglass to protect me from wiffing that nappy rug on the top of your goblin face.
