What kinda douche do ya gotta be to encourage your fourth grade class to undertake a heartfelt letter-writing campaign to AIG?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/12/AR2009041202703.html
Sure, you might live in Texas, but even that doesn’t justify a barrage of heart-and-rainbow-dotted letters letting AIG know that they are “not villains” and that all they need to do is, “keep working hard, dudees. Keep eating those vegatabos.”
I mean, it takes a real D-bag to have fourth graders writing: “We know that Barrack Obama and the congress through you under the bus. We understand, we don’t hate you like greedy congress dude.”
The only thing douchier might be the response from AIG telling their FOURTH GRADE audience that, “To have reached out to us in such a heartfelt way is really a testament to your individual and collective humanity.”
Yes indeed, the individual and collective humanity of nine year-olds is overwhelming. Somewhere, AIG Financial Product execs are holding hands and gently dabbing at their tears.
