What kinda douche do ya gotta be to not be on a frolic when you commit a tort during work hours?
*****RING RING****
Employee: Yo boss…I just crashed the company ride into a bakery…I think there’s like frosting and croissants all up in the vents and shit…..
Employer: Dude…..were you frolicking?
Employee:….(silence)
Employer:Were you FROLICKING????
Employee: Boss…what the hell is a frolic? Isn’t that like dancing?
Employer: Only when you’re trying to piss me off…dude, were you on a delivery or were going to get cigarettes or visit your girlfriend or something?
Employee: Umm….isn’t that against the rules to go visit my lady and take smoke breaks when i’m up in the van?
Employer: YES, except for when you crash my shit up in the bakery….wait, was that the bakery you were supposed to be delivering to?
Employee: Yes.
Employer: FUUUUUUCK. My insurance is gonna go bananas.
Employee: What?
Employer: Shut up….if you weren’t such a douche you’d know that you can only get into accidents when you’re frolicking. Come back to the shop so I can fire you.
