What kinda douche do ya gotta be to jock Louis XIV's style?
Dude. There can only be one king. Well, two.
Now….you did make Thriller, but you then proceeded to destroy your coolness capital by making a shitty Pepsi commercial, constructing an homage to Peter Pan as your home, molesting the kid from “Home Alone,” molesting the next kid, molesting the kid after him, stealing the Beatles catalog, having two fake kids, and then molesting another kid (wait did I mention them all?).
You didn’t need anymore shots to the coolness. At this point you’re only breaking even…that’s just a reflection of how good Thriller is.
But then your ass was so broke that you had to sell your home furnishings….which leads us to this picture.
I think you just went from “meh…we’ll give Mike the benefit of the doubt…I fucking love PYT!!!!” to the sad status of “the dude is DOUCHEY!”
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UPDATE!
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