What kinda douche do ya gotta be to not be nice to wifey when you’re a billionaire?
Mel Gibson is getting divorced….. and he’s going to have to give up almost half a billi.
Dude….when you’ve got mad benjis in the bank, you need to be icing out your wife in Gucci. She stuck by you when you did “What Women Want” for God’s sake! (that movie was garbage).
Instead of suing you, she needs to be going jogging in Manolo Blahnik running shoes, wiping her sneezes with Louis Vuitton tissue, and getting fanned with banana leaves by male supermodels. Instead of spending too much time shaping your facial hair (see above) you should be putting time into your lady.
How you gotta do your lady like that when she stuck by you when you did “Conspiracy Theory?”
Hey Mel, I got a theory…how about next time holla “we want prenupt!”
(put a good DUI/Henry Ford clause in there)
