What kinda douche do ya gotta be to promote safe sex by spreading the fear that each and every unplanned pregnancy *just might* mean the decline and fall of the free world?
It takes a very special kind of douche to believe that a winning marketing campaign can be built around the idea that every single one of our potential and unplanned children is a likely terrorist, dictator, or perpetrator of genocide.
But this is precisely the message of a new marketing campaign in Germany: Use a condom, or risk bringing the next Hitler, Mao, or Osama Bin Laden into the world.
