What kinda douche do ya gotta be to invent a citation system?

You clearly didn’t get laid enough in law school whoever you are. I know you have teams of law students updating this now for you…but seriously, what kinda douche woke up one day and was like “I think I’m going to invent a citation system to torture law students for the rest of time!”
I bet the “FIRST EDITION” of your citation system was greeted with mass scorn and it was only when you invaded the library with your gang of nerd hooligans and replaced all the fun books (cookbooks, D.H. Lawrence, etc.) with your citation book that we adopted it…. if only to stop you from staging raids on the library every week to get your point across.