What kinda douche do ya gotta be to miss your first show in like 50 years because you went to the hospital for a case of "dehydration?"
Dude, we know that “dehydration” is juuuuust showbiz code for “ran out of uppers to get me through the show” problem.
Nobody actually gets dehydration except Lindsay Lohan at the end of an ecstasy binge and people over 80 in the middle of a summer heatwave.
You know why? Because everybody knows you can prevent dehydration by (get this!) drinking a glass of water.
